AS I HAVE BEEN PROMISING DEAN, I HAVE PRESENTS FOR YOU ALL. MAGNIFICENT, WONDERFUL PRESENTS. YOU ARE ALL SURE TO ENJOY THEM IMMENSELY. IN FACT, I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF CREATING PHOTOS IN THAT WONDERFUL THING CALLED 'PHOTOSHOP' THAT SHOWS WHAT I ENVISION A FUTURE WITH THESE GIFTS TO LOOK LIKE:

( NO ALISTAIR, YOU CAN'T HAVE YOURS, EVEN IF YOU ARE IN A PHOTO )